I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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