Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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