I think scott just propositioned me for sex
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
It was a blind-side dick pic.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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