I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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