i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
