we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Be still, my beating vagina.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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