yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
operation harelip BJ is a go
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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