Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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