Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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