she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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