big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
My bed smells like the plague
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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