Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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