I'm eating all of the evidence.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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