Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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