she looked like the bat from fern gully.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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