Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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