I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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