Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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