as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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