i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Randomize
