Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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