I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I don't think brook has ever known best
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
