ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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