hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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