Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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