if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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