I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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