We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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