She's JV to your varsity
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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