you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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