So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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