erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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