i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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