I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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