perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
we're so committed to being not committed
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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