you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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