office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He passed out mid-signature
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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