Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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