dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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