The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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