normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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