I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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