I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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