Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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