So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i barfeds in our rink
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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