so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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