Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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