google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
it hurts more in the daytime
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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