I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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