I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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