I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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