Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Say something about gay babies.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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