he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.