I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude