Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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