I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
