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OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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